Dissed by Sarah Palin

I have to say that I’m a little disappointed in Sarah Palin. I stood by her throughout the time she was running for election simply on party lines even while she was being repeatedly slammed due to her gun toting, “I can see Russia from my house”ing, all I read is Vogue and the Enquirer, campaign strategies! I couldn’t stand her accent. I found it harsh and offensive coming out of such a pretty woman’s mouth but I just turned down the sound on the television and read her lips. It was actually quite easy to do because her consonants were so hard they smacked her lips together to form easy to read sentences.

So what is my problem now?…I was flipping through the channels the other day and heard her talking about the abortion issue where having her baby was concerned. She said that she could see how it could go through a woman’s mind at certain times in her life. She continued, “I mean. I was 43 years old. I wasn’t exactly any spring chicken and I was having a baby!”…Oh my God Sarah!…Uncool! 43 years old is nearly my best-case scenario for having my first child! Did she really believe that it was better that her uneducated teenaged daughter was having a baby than it was for her to have one? I have to say that that hurt a little bit! Just because I didn’t meet a “hunter and gatherer” in high school to have a family with doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t have a child. The thing is that I changed the channel immediately so I don’t really know where she went with that topic. Actually I’m quite certain that she was siding with keeping the child and only mocking herself but it didn’t diminish the sting in my mind. I imagined myself rounding up a whole bunch of spring chickens and putting them in a pen somewhere until the “unspring chickens” got a chance at a conversation with someone who may be interested in having a three headed baby one day!,,,thanks again Sarah…I was just beginning to think that everything would be alright! I’m so NOT voting for you. I don’t like your accent anyway…and you should use some of your money from your book sales to send your husband to college! Don’t they have a bachelor’s degree in Kayaking or something?…