I’ll give you $100 if you take those shoes off!

I was trying to sing the other night and was so distracted by an outfit a woman was wearing. She had brown and white espadrilles with a ribbon tied around each ankle. I kept looking over and my eyes would be sucked to the floor and I’d completely forget my lyrics. Now… I’m all for a woman’s right to choose- but this was actually the wrong choice. (oh boy...I guess that sort of means that a woman has the right to choose…as long as it is my choice? darn…I need to work on this. I guess I’ll have to call it “one woman’s right to choose.” …sorry…Oh well…baby steps Calia! ...Don’t get me wrong- I do like a cute pair of espadrilles once in a while. Just not with a dress at a formal event. It’s funny how some people can almost get it right. It’s the equivalent to putting on a beautiful strapless wedding gown and then accidentally having all of your wedding pictures taken with a beer bottle in your hand. If you’re gonna do it, go all out! Just wear a sweatsuit... or a pair of jeans or something…and pick your nose...