I ride my bike in the woods…

So I was singing tonight and in another room, there was another band with a very crunchy but attractive soundman. He wasn’t my usual type but he was the type I used to like when I was around 20- lots of hair, a little dirty, band guy! I have since changed that…and come to think of it, I’m not sure when I did?…hmm… Now my type is usually a very type ‘A’, overachieving businessman, usually thin, eats right almost all the time. I tend to find these guys very attractive! Anyway…the soundman- I talked to him for a few minutes and then I asked him what he does. He replied, “I ride my bike in the woods.”…um…does this mean that he is way too young for me? …or does it mean that he is a complete idiot? …I’m not sure that there is a good answer to that question. I’m going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and assume that he must only be 23 or so and he is on summer vacation from college and he is regenerating before the new semester of his MBA starts. Ah! That’s much better!…wait a minute though…Judging from the fact that he just called the eq on the mixer, “those little knobby things”, I’m not thinking the guy is a rocket scientist…or an MBA! Crap!

What’s the moral of this story? Maybe it is that if a guy has so much hair he has to put it in small braids, he probably doesn’t hold a stressful job?…or maybe it’s that I am strangely attracted to younger guys. Darn! He really seemed very promising…in a “maybe there’s a picture book version of Pride and Prejudice” kinda way… or possibly I could just ask him not to talk??