Trauma treatment!

…So my hair dresser convinced me that I needed this trauma treatment for my hair. I got to work and people were talking to me: “WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER OF THE TRAUMA TREATMENT ON MY HEAD!” What the heck is this stuff? Motor oil? Does anyone have a hat?...though…I’m not sure that a hat wouldn’t slip right off my head... When I got home, I read the package. It said: “Hair stylist: Sell this for $50 to single women who won’t read this and don’t have anything to do with their money of any importance…ie: children, food, etc…” Well! …thank you very much!