This is really sad!

Disclaimer: These are actual events. The participants are not actors. They have agreed to have their stupidity published here, in Calia’s forum. No subjects were physically harmed in any way (and most of them weren’t even smart enough to realize that they were emotionally battered.)

On a first date:

Guy: "I see you as a diamond that’s all covered with manure and I just want to chip away at the lacquer of nailpolish then use a cloth to scrub away the manure and view the shiny luster that’s underneath."

Calia: …this is why I always drive myself.