I love the "are you dating anyone" question!

When being harassed by my supportive friend who is seemingly mocking me for still being single:

Guy 1: So Cal, any latest victims? Are you seeing anyone?

Calia: No. I just don't seem to meet guys who have the kind of ambition or work ethic that i'm attracted to. Watch! (She turns to the stranger next to her….)

Calia: What do you do for a living?

Guy 2: Well, I’m not working right now because it’s winter, but in the summer I lay down the edges of driveways that go over curbs.

Calia: (turning back to guy 1) See what I mean?